Me: What is it?
Flight Attendant: Gourmet Party Mix
Note: Gourmet Party Mix = Mini Pretzel Twists (Enriched Flour [Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin and Folic Acid], Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Salt, Corn Syrup, Yeast, and Baking Soda), BBQ Corn Sticks (Corn Masa, Soybean Oil, Seasoning [Salt, Sugar, Chili Pepper, Spices, Natural Flavor, Paprika, Maltodextrin, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Natural Smoke Flavor, Oleoresin Paprika, Red #40]), Cheddar Cheese Squares (Enriched Flour [Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Folic Acid], Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Dehydrated Cheddar Cheese [Pasteurized Cow’s Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt Enzymes], Salt, Whey [from Milk], Yeast Extract, Sour Cream, Citric Acid, Paprika, Baking Soda [Leavening], Corn Syrup, Maltodextrin, Colored with Annatto, Red Pepper, Lactic Acid, Natural Flavors, Spice, Artificial Colors [FD&C Yellow #5 Lake, Yellow #6 Lake], Calcium Chloride, Disodium Phosphate).
Me: No thanks.
Me: C’mon, at least it clearly specifies “cow’s” milk.
Me: As opposed to what? Cat milk?
Me: Yeah I guess so.
Me: Like I said. No thanks. That list of ingredients is nuts!
Me: No. No nuts. But it was, "produced in a facility that processes peanuts and other nuts"!
Me: I'll have water.
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Posted December 10, 2008
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